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Assentator

Assentator: 1)A would be flatterer. 2) An idiot that thinks yes is always the answer. 3)An individual that portrays him/herself as the reason for being.
Hey Sleuth, did ya see what JJ is doing to Aunt Fray? Yeah, that assentator is just after the inheritance. Yeah you're right Sleuth, That's why it's a good thing we're spending her money now!
by MavrickSauls July 9, 2010
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asset

1. Anything owned or is owed to a person, business, company, or group.

2. a CIA assassin
1. a building, car, or money are all examples of assets.
2. an asset was sent to kill john the other day.
by 3242935234 January 11, 2009
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Asskettle

To follow through after ejaculating in someones ass by pissing
"Man Kristjan really used Heather as an Asskettle last night"
by donkeypunchxsxsxs March 15, 2007
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random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.
While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.
by Amy W April 2, 2007
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assne

acne covered ass, similar to backne, but found on the ass
Gary from Howard Stern says,"in the China Doll porn, she bends over and there was a ton of assne..."
by gman0507 December 2, 2004
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assne

Acne that can be found on your ass.
Guy 1:Dude, i think a pimple on my ass.
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA, you have assne
by casuel stabgron August 22, 2008
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asset impairment

To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.
If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.

If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.

I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!
by CPAchic April 24, 2008
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