Asshatocity

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshat

When someone is acting like an ass but calling them an asshole doesn't work for the situation so you call them and asshat

Bob: You girls are lookin mighty fine today wanna screws tonight?
Girls: Bob your such and asshat!!!

by 2quik4u92 June 24, 2016

Asshat

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How did this asshat become president?

by Pouty Pants February 4, 2017

Asshat

A name that Doyle will call you when you act like a total fuck up

Doyle: Larry shut off the car you fucking asshat!

Larry: Well alright hoss

by Sinbaddad69 March 13, 2019

Asshat

A crude insult to describe a rude or inconsiderate person.

Person 1: "Wow, he's such an asshat"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know right"

by artist_chaz March 15, 2019

Asshattishness

The quality of being asshattish; churlishness

Stop this asshattishness at once, you little fucktard, or I'll stop it for you.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshatter

One who is not only an asshole, but has a tendency to have outrageous and asinine outbursts

Messley Snipes owed his brother money, and was forced by him to shout aloud on the bus, "I am an Asshatter!" to absolve his debt. (true story)

At the Taqueria, a drunken angry hipster was screaming obscenities at the amiable Hispanic cashier. I was forced to kick his asshatter ass.

by Lil Tiniest March 15, 2011