assgrowturf

Refering specifically to a part of the world in which the food is so delicious, your posterior is about to increase exponentially.

A term coined in Peru, where the food is pretty amazing.

Wow, it´s so nice to come home to mom and dad´s... the fridge is always full, mom just made a cheesecake, and keeps bugging me to eat the whole thing...

yeah. welcome to assgrowturf, bro.

by quitobean March 24, 2008

assfountain

The worst most gruesome case of dysentery.

I was awoken this morning with a case of assfountain.

by Katherine JJ November 10, 2008

Assfrown

When a girl called Saffron is realy cool, and everone thinks shes amazing.

"Wow! Look over there"
"Oh wow"
"Shes a proper Assfrown"

by AhMazIngNess March 9, 2009

Assroot

The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed

Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up

by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011

ASStrology

The science about Jacops thiccccccc ass.

"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"

by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021

assflowers

The unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.

Woah, this room smells like assflowers, Sean.

by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006

assroll

Continuously being an asshole without a break.

I've pissed off five people in a row! I'm on a real assroll!

by Patch Tuesday March 30, 2013