arrest baton

In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.

flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?

-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds

gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton

-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.

DetJohnKimble: sucker...

-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds

by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009

Cardiac Arrest

A crime when you make someone else's heart stop working on purpose. This can get you the maximum amount of years in prison, fines, and maybe even the death penalty.

Dude1: "Did you hear about that gym teacher going to prison?"
Dude2: "Yeah, apparently he got a lifetime sentence."
Dude1: "He committed Cardiac Arrest, he deserves it."

by Literally Anyone October 11, 2017

Cardiac Arrest

A Cardiac Arrest is a cocktail of approximately $16 Australian dollars worth of cheap Woolworths spices with such a potent smell that it can quite possibly cause one to go I to Cardiac Arrest hence the name. All mixed in a salt container.

Guy 1: yo is that a Cardiac Arrest dude
Guy 2: yeah dude smell it
Guy 1: *goes into cardiac arrest*
Guy 2: well shit that explains the name
Guy 3 in ominous tone: he was not worthy of the S P I C E

by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 9, 2019

pp arrest

When your better half forbids you to have sex.

I am under pp arrest for cheating on my girlfriend.

by kalray April 29, 2021

cathartic arrest

Synonym for immediate onset explosive diarrhea and the euphoric experience upon being able to relieve oneself.

" ...dude you're clutching your stomach, have rapid shallow breathing and appear to be losing consciousness, are you going into cathartic arrest?"

"If I don't find a spot to deuce on the fly I'm gonna fuckin' expire "maannn!"

by Sav Ex November 23, 2013

Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

cybercitizen's arrest

(verb). When one self-righteous individual decides to take the law and report someone for what THEY deem as abusive or offensive behavior online, without the person being targeted knowing that they are being reported. Sort of like a Spanish Inquisition, where the accused does not know their accuser. Quite often, anyone can report anyone anonymously on Facebook, or Twitter for saying the word "BOO". It's that scary.

what the heck happened to your Facebook account?

It was suspended.

Why?

Well, I must've said something inappropriate like using the "F" bomb, and someone made a cybercitizen's arrest. Fuck my life.

by Mind Gamer November 22, 2013