Dick Amnesia

When a girl ignores all her other friends because she either has a new boyfriend or because her boyfriend is around. Female version of vag amnesia

Jessie's boyfriend came home from school and now she has total dick amnesia.

by MDSA December 20, 2005

order amnesia

A condition that afflicts restaurant patrons after they order their meals; the server brings the food to the table and nobody can remember what they ordered, staring blankly at the server as he calls out the name of the dish burning his hand.

Server: Wow, that table had a bad case of order amnesia, I think I called out, "steak fajitas for two", at least a dozen times!

by Rynoerik January 9, 2010

Wardrobe Amnesia

When you find a piece of clothing or accessory in the back of your wardrobe, forget why it was there in the first place, and start wearing it again - remembering why you don't wear that thing all that often only when it's too late.

I wish I didn't have wardrobe amnesia last night - I forgot those shoes gave me blisters and now it hurts to walk!

by Procrastinateher November 4, 2009

keypad amnesia

usually happen among touchscreen phone user,when they keep tapping the screen of non touchscreen phone without realize it's not a touchscreen phone and it has a real keypad

Took several seconds to realize she got keypad amnesia while borrowing my old Nokia 3230.

by fafatonk3kusruk August 25, 2013

Drinker's Amnesia

The things you forget the morning after being really drunk.

John: 'Dude do you remember when you rang your ex last night?'

Harry: 'No!? Shit I have Drinker's Amnesia'

by Bees beautiful October 18, 2010

amnesia

1: To not have memory.
2: A nescesity in most Console RPG's; you can always tell a game will be good if the main character has amnesia.

Fei, Cloud, Squall, and many more characters have had amnesia, for the purpse to hide their intruiging pasts until it would best impact the plot to reveal it.

The use of this dances the border between clever and contrived.

by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003

Amnesia

A loss of memory, either temporary or permanent. The amnesia could be during a certain time, or perhaps your entire life, but that'd suck, wouldn't it?

Oh, oh! I have amnesia. Now I can't remember a thing.

by rtivey01 September 1, 2013