Amish Handjob

The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.

Went out last night looking for sex, but I settled for an Amish Handjob.

by theanonymousamish December 23, 2018

Amish oil change

Amish oil change: when a woman performs Fellatio on a horse and spits the cum out.

that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.

by sgtinf December 28, 2011

Arisa

Thai beauty. Keeper of love. A wonder of a woman. Amazing mother. Wonderful spouse. Charming personality.

Arisa is blessing me with a blasian baby.

by Jnyce79 July 9, 2019

Amish Back Door

Having butt sex during a power outage.

Damn, this power outage is boring. Wanna pass the time with an Amish back door?

by AmishLord June 9, 2017

amish sweep

When you have a ton of shit to clean up after a party (usually beer cans/bottles), and you work your ass off to clean it up and are amish while doing so.

Jimmy: "Damn this place is a mess, I'm going to have to do an amish sweep in the morning."

by FULL_SENDER_69 October 30, 2017

Amishka

A wonderful person, very beautiful and sweet. Are passionate and romantic. They have really nice personalities, can be vicious and rude, but always tend to be nice. Are very loving. Deserve to be loved by the best.

All in all, a very very wonderful person, a sweet soul, a truly beautiful person.

You are blessed beyond measure.

blessed

The Ferrari was like the amishka

by ThatLovinglySexyGuy November 5, 2018

ARISBETH

The best girl you would ever meet. So fuckin hot. You can trust this bitch. True Friend. Don't get this girl pissed off cause then you will fuckin see what the fuck she'll do to you. Kick you ass like shit.

My name is Arisbeth.

by minnnnny February 20, 2009