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upper arlington

an upper class suburb in central ohio. lots of surrounding areas like hilliard, worthington and dublin are extremely jealous due to the high incomes of the parents of ua students. the girls in ua are hotter than other suburbs and if you're a guy, you probably have a 'ua shag'. high school students attend upper arlington high school of course and ua has over 100 state championships for D1 sports teams, which sets a record in ohio history. also, schools in ua are like college and absolutely amazing test scores. guys in other suburbs always try to hit on ua girls, but the boys at arlington always win them over.
dublin guy: you're so beautiful

upper arlington girl: aww thanks

upper arlington guy: you're hot

upper arlington girl: i love you.
by resident of the best May 31, 2010
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Almost Arlington

a sweet band from Williamstown NJ.
currently recording their EP in Poughkeepsie NY with Goot. (as of 8/13/08)
check them out.
www.myspace.com/almostarlington
Dude! Almost Arlington's singer is so sick! The way he belts those tunes out! Hot damn!
by TRBMan October 8, 2008
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University of Texas at Arlington (UTA)

A great medium-sized school centered in the DFW Metroplex. The population of the campus is diverse, not only in ethnicities, but in religions, backgrounds and beliefs. To refute the previous UTA definition, as an engineering major I can assure all that no where near 95% of the engineering school is Indian. I would in fact like to argue that less than 50% of the school is Indian, let alone Asian.
You are sure to find people who share you interests and the campus is very inviting as a whole. The engineering and nursing programs are quite good and tuition is not very high. Also by next year (2011), we are to be a smoking-free campus.

I am disappointed about not having a football team as much as the next person, but we have many other sport teams to choose from that are pretty good.
Anthony: Courtney, I want to go to a college in the city that can show me people from all backgrounds and ethnicities. Yet I do not want the college to be too large and intense.

Courtney: Hmm, I think I know the perfect college for you.

Anthony: What college?

Courtney: The University of Texas at Arlington (UTA)!!!
by UTA Maverick! October 12, 2010
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north arlington

A bitchass little town right next to KKKearny.
North Arlington is mainly composed of dead people, old people and everyone from this town is a whore. People from this town usually will not argue with you, the men, because they're getting laid, the dead people, because they can't and the girls won't because they know they're loose pussied cock sucking hoes. People from "N.A." don't even like it there. Many people from this town think they're bad ass because they had a cigarette last Tuesday and they know what "boge" and "choad" mean. People from this town are two faced and will have no problem being bitchy. Not a bitch, not an asshole, just bitchy enough to irritate even the chillest of peeps. These loud annoying mother fuckers should stay in their shit town and stop infesting the nearby towns with their fakeness. Their personality plagiarism is the most fag-like thing you will ever witness. North Arlington is only one square mile. Just because many of the girls developed early and started putting out at age 12 they think they're the shit. The ugly ass motherfuckers who fuck the hoes also think they're the shit. The girls who did not delevop early or have some self respect for themselves are not accepted by the sluts. The whore's only pick on the good kind of people because they are insanely jealous that these girls have nice bodies that will not be all used up by age 19. By then, all the sluts will have turned into ugly sacks of aids that even their step-grandfathers wouldn't want.
person1- Let's go to North Arlington!
person2- Fuck you.
person1- Why? I thought we were biffles.
person2- *shoots person1.
by Alotta Vuhgyna June 26, 2008
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Going to Arlington

Slang term for getting laid. In that male genitalia is often called the "Purple-helmeted warrior" and in that Arlington is home to the "Tomb of the Unknown Soldier", you goto Arlington to pay homage to that soldier, and bury him over and over again.
"Yeah. I went out with Lisa last night; ended up going to Arlington. Had fun."
by jayradford.com September 22, 2003
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North Arlington

North Arlington, "n.a" is a shitty little town full of two faced hoebags and virgin guys. The guys think that they fuck so many bitches but the only thing that touches their two inch dick is their right hand. The girls have no problem putting themselves out to Lyndhurst guys cause theyre the oly ones desperate enough to fuck them. Only .01 % of n.a kids are virgins. n.a sucks more dick then a prostitute.
North Arlington Girl 1: hey let's go fuck some lyndhurst guys!
North Arlington Girl 2: sure! lemme take my birth control now!
by klikebye February 10, 2014
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Upper Arlington

Upper Arlington is a suburban community located in Northwest Central Ohio. UA is community dominated by upper class, preppy, arrogant, white people. (but not as preppy as Dublin.) There is one high school in UA, and it's appropiately named Upper Arlington High School. They are quite proud of there 100+ state championships, but a person who doesn't have their head up their ass will tell you that more than half of the championships are in tennis and the only reason UA has displayed such dominance in tennis is because all kids there have practically been raised on country clubs. Their success in golf can also be accredited to this.
The kids who go to UAHS are notorious for being arrogant meat heads who have nothing else better to do than hit the weight room and check scorecenter on the 64G iTouches. It is also well known that if in any competitve activity a UA kid will threaten to hurt you, but outside of it they will merely whimper and go sit over by their parents.

For what UA lacks in minorites, middle class families, and modest athletes, they sure do make up for in in Lax Bros. Most are pot heads but since their parents are all lawyers or judges they get around these situations farily easily.
Alll in all, UA is not a community for someone who wants to live a real life with people of differnt race, social class, etc. If you want to live in a town where high school sports arent everyones biggets prioity, live in Worthington.
UA kid: "hey we beat you guys in football this year."
Worthington kid: "where you goin to school man?"
UA kid: "C-state."
Worthington kid: "Oh I'm goin to Illinois on an academic scholarship. Strange how the world works huh?'

Worthington kid: " do you know that black kid over there named Jalen?"
UA kid: "whats a black kid?"
Worthington kid: "oh Upper Arlington..."
by TheDroSho March 23, 2011
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