Definitions by jayradford.com

Going to Arlington 

Slang term for getting laid. In that male genitalia is often called the "Purple-helmeted warrior" and in that Arlington is home to the "Tomb of the Unknown Soldier", you goto Arlington to pay homage to that soldier, and bury him over and over again.

"Yeah. I went out with Lisa last night; ended up going to Arlington. Had fun."

Going to Arlington by jayradford.com September 22, 2003

Crapkins 

Those dispensed napkins you use to take a crap in public restrooms.

"I had to hover over the toilet; they were all out of crapkins."

Crapkins by jayradford.com September 22, 2003