Spirit Animal

In pagan religions and systems, a spirit animal or totem is meant to be a representation of the traits and skills that you are supposed to learn or have. Online, saying something or someone is your spirit animal is a statement that said person or thing is a representation of you or what you want to be.

Friend 1: "Did you see Misfits last night?"
Friend 2: "YES. Nathan Young is my spirit animal."

by Raibean December 26, 2010

Airman Snuffy

Hypothetical alias of an enlisted person in the US Air Force who can't seem to do anything right. Used frequently in Air Force officer training texts and case studies, Airman Snuffy is analogous to the United States Marine Corps' Gomer Pyle.

Airman Snuffy parked his car on the runway again.

by Lt. Dingo August 4, 2007

dutch airmail

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

by trojun April 26, 2012

posing for animal crackers

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

by Lady NY February 4, 2017

animal breeding ground

The center of a high school dance floor, where chaperones are powerless to prevent dirty dancing. A strongly derogatory euphemism. A.B.G. for short.

Hey, we're getting too close to the animal breeding ground. We'd better back off, or we might get pinball raped.

by Wowbagger October 6, 2007

Soulless Stuffed Animal

The act of a pet ripping out all the stuffing from a stuffed animal, leaving the outside skin left behind.

Ripping open a stuffed animal to get to the squeaker inside, leaving the stuffing splattered around the now empty body.

soulless stuffed animal:
"dude what is with the soulless stuffed animal over there?"
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"I think my dog was contracted by the devil or something to rip out everything they consist of and eat there little squeaker hearts..."
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"Do you think the squeaks are stuffed animal screams..."
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"yes..."

by Stuffed Animal Gag Order December 4, 2010

Aiman ATM

Aiman ATM: Verb. To Aiman ATM: To put large, multiple person restaurant bill on one's corporate credit in order to obtain cash, a la ATM style. To complete, do not pay credit card bill.

When at Hooters, there were 10 of us present when he Aiman used the Aiman ATM to keep $200 in cash and put the bill onhis corporate card.

by Roclife August 30, 2007