Ariona

The kindest smartest caring girl in the world especially if she's a cancer. Shes beautiful and talented.

"You acting like Ariona"
-Thanks 😏-

by fijiwonders September 13, 2016

Arizona

A southwestern state in the United States known for being hotter than Satan's anus. 100 degrees or hotter is considered a "normal" temperature, and 70 degrees or cooler is considered a fall/winter temperature. We don't use daylight savings time here because f*ck sunlight. Personally I would not recommend that you touch any metal outside. Or concrete. Or rocks. Or anything in general. It never rains (unless it's monsoon season, where it might rain once or twice), and thus Death Valley exists. Surprisingly enough there is snow towards the northern part of the state but it never lasts long enough to make a proper snow fort. Halloween stinks because javelinas can and will eat your pumpkins. The state has a lot of people coming and going because they don't want to be here during the summer because it's hot, but they do want to be here during the winter because it's hot. In the summer children enjoy vacation without actually going outside. No matter what time of year it is you can get sunburns because screw you, that's why. The only natural disaster you really need to worry about is the dust storms, which are annoying as f*ck to clean out of your pool afterwards. Nothing particularly important happened here historically, but all you really need to know is that a bunch of natives used to live here and the white people came and did what they usually did to land that wasn't theirs: took it by force. Essentially the state of Arizona is hotter than hell and yet people still live here.

You can tell that we're in Arizona because it's 120 degrees outside.

by BomberJacknut October 8, 2017

Arizona Collision

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.

Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.

by xxxbananas March 7, 2014

San Luis, Arizona

Satan wanted a place to torture any sinner, so he created San Luis.
Nobody knows of this town, there are never any good shows here, we have to travel far to see a good band, it's f*cking hot here, and nobody speaks English.
Nothing to do there, it shouldn't be considered a city, nor a town, nor a village.

Dude 1: San Luis, Arizona is shit.
Shit: What did I do for you to compare me to that?

by DeathADestinationDC December 19, 2011

arionia

Arionia is the most sweetest person you will ever meet. She's kind and loving. But don't press her buttons or make her mad because she might get gettho on you . But Arionia will always have your back no matter what. She will stay up all night and sleep through the day. But you really need to find you a Arionia

John: man have you seen arionia she's the best

Tim:yes I'm glad we're friends

by itss.marii July 20, 2019

Arizona Shower Door

A man who can only cum when their wife farts on their reading glasses.

"By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album

by Allimac July 18, 2020

Arilyn

Arilyn is a baddie with an appetite for a good fight. She always has a cute guy on her mind and never has a lack of options. She can get any guy she wants. She may have a mean RBF, but she’s really a softy on the inside. Anyone would be lucky to have her loyalty and friendship. But if you get on her bad side, I wouldn’t be surprised if you weren’t seen the next day… Really, though, she craves true friends and cuddles -but would never admit it!

“Wow, you got yourself an Arilyn? Dang!”

by Angel10284729kirsten January 16, 2022