APTMP

Ass Pipe To Mouth Pipe

I fucked her in the asspipe, then in the mouthpipe. What a fucking APTMP

by P.C.Rickshaw August 12, 2010

Artemi

Zyzz fanclub president aka #1 zyzz fan, #zyzz brah #zyzzcreatine

Other synonyms: Little brodie, little bro, little companion, väike vend

Artemi: this protein is so zyzz brah!

by PeeterTsanev November 20, 2022

Artemis Fowl

The title character of a book series by Eion Colfer, this criminal mastermind teenager, remarkably like myself, with the exception of, he always does good in the end- I don't. Your money will be mine someday.

You wish I was Artemis Fowl, because then I might be merciful upon you.

by eviloverlord62 March 23, 2009

Brooklyn National Antem

Da Spring is sprung,
Da grass is riz.
I wunna weah da boidies is.
Da boid is onna wing?
Dats obsoid!
From what I hear,
da wing is onna boid!

It was sucha nice day, he hadda sing Da Brooklyn National Antem!

by Czartastic! January 15, 2008

Attempted boyfriend stealer

A bitch who cleary thinks she is a victorias's secret model, but in real life has a fat face and a cows body.

Girl "Look at that skany ugly bitch"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"

by Madbitch:) December 15, 2009

Artem

A russian guy who is bad at League of Legends and thinks he is black

Artem stop feeding

by Harvard Professor November 16, 2019

Do not attempt

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"

by Kevin Esser March 23, 2008