apsaras

1. In Hindu mythology, a race of all-female nymphs with mother-like qualities.

2. A series of three mobile armors from the Gundam series 08th MS Team. Designed by the insane (and hot) Zeon engineer Ghinius Sakhalin, their purpose was to destroy Jaboru, the feddie's main base.

1. Apsarases are pretty^^

2. You don't want to be on the business end of the Apsaras III's Mega-particle Cannon.

by Android raptor August 16, 2005

Asparajiz

Foul smelling male ejaculation resulting from the comsumption of asparagus prior to arousal.

She could wash away the smell of burning rubber after he asparajized on her face during sex.

by David B Weingarten September 25, 2011

Asparageese

More than one asparagus

will you pass the plate full of asparageese? I like to have more than one asparagus when I eat asparageese.

by Nick Andrea nolte December 23, 2017

Afsarah

Generally a really nice person to be around. Cares about everyone around them, values their friends and is willing to make sacrifices for others if need be, however an afsarah deserves to be included in everything since she always makes it slightly better no matter what, and if she's gone there's a subtle difference in the surroundings.

Person 1: Why does something feel off today?
Person 2: It's because Afsarah isn't here today ofc.
*The next day*
Afsarah: what happened when I was gone?
Person 1 and 2: everything

by That one H guy June 16, 2023

laughing apparatus

Another word for the mouth

“Then she put my loaded yogurt rifle in and around her laughing apparatus”

by H Dog from skinflaps September 16, 2019

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019