porcelain appointment

Urgently needing to use the Bathroom ( Toilet )

"Hey John are you free to go over next months budget? " , "Sorry Kate, I actually have an urgent Porcelain Appointment/ Meeting/Conference Call in 2 minutes.

by Plonker___ July 5, 2023

appointing

succeeding to fulfil someone's hopes or expectations

How appointing that football match was!

by watto1818 April 29, 2022

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

Bad Bitch Appointment

An appointment with/for a bad bitch. An event in which a bad bitch is involved. Could be a hair appointment for a bad bitch, or a date with a beautiful successful goddess. Also known as a “BBA”

*Example 1*
Friend: who’s texting you?

Me: my ex, trying to get me to come over again.
Friend: smh. he’s always trying to make a Bad Bitch Appointment.

*Example 2*
Friend: are you busy next Tuesday?
Me: yeah, I have a BBA.

Friend: with who!?
Me: my therapist.

by Thatgirlscrookedtooth March 17, 2022

Dennis Appointment

When you knock off work early to go have beers with your friend Dennis.

Jeff is leaving a little early for his Dennis appointment.

by Deisel323 April 20, 2023

Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 25, 2023

Boy appointment

When the boys get together and moon goon

Jony are you going to the boy appointment

by Cono1234 December 27, 2023