Apolojizz

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.

Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.

by ihuntmidgets September 30, 2009

Apologization

The act of apologizing and a casual manner, usuallly in a non-serious way without meaning.

girl: I'm sorry that I kicked you in the balls

guy: oh. okay

*girl rolls her eyes.*

Apologization is always the key to unrealistic peace.

by Keru-Chan March 22, 2010

Apologize

verb
1. It's when you accept the fact that you wronged someone, possibly made an irrational judgemental based on hearsay.

2. The act of harming others feelings unintentionally and not realizing the consequences that it may bring.

So, you apologize to the person/people that have had the displeasure to being subjected by the ill-behaved.

Trevor: " I apologize for being so harsh on you mate, I really didn't mean it. I may not be perfect but I assure you that I'm definitely not one who inflicts deliberate misconduct to cause emotional harm"
Sarj: "No worries bruh, we understand".

by Clinton & Efan Degoumois February 3, 2018

Apolojizzing

A cool and quirky term referring to makeup sex

“Where were you man?”
“Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”

by Maezie March 29, 2019

pre-apologize

verb. To apologize for some shit that may happen.

ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.

by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008

i would like to apologize

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"

Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"

by Bruh i made a definition December 18, 2017

Deep Apologies

“Deep Apologies” is a text someone uses as an alternative to ghosting. The appropriate response to this text is the OK Hand Sign Emoji. The inappropriate (and most common) response is, “GO TO HELL!”

Initial Text: “Is there any hope that you’ll ever take me back? Please, I need you, I really do. God help me, I need you so bad. I’ll never cheat on you again, I swear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”

Text Response: “Deep Apologies”

Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”

by kznutt64 January 27, 2021