apache sidewinder

The new girl at work that everyone wants to do but is afraid to ask for fear of getting shot down.

Have you checked out the new girl in sales? I’d go over there but I’m worried she’s a total Apache sidewinder.

by Rick the mailman May 6, 2018

Apache slap

When you fuck a girl on her period, then proceed to pull out and slap in the forehead her with your bloodied cock.

Guy 1: I pulled out my bloody dick and hit her in the face with it. It looked like she got scalped.
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!

by Barubenblue March 4, 2019

Windows Apache

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI

I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.

by Rytherix July 30, 2006

Apache Chief

During a break up ceremony you cum on a girl's forehead and stick feathers to it.

Last night I Apache Chiefed my girlfriend. We are no longer together.

by Red Buffalo May 25, 2012

National Apache Attack Helicopter Day

June 21 was of every year will be declared National Apache Attack Helicopter Day in celebration of the brave people who identity as Apache Attack Helicopters as well as the beautiful work of engineering such helicopters are.

Friend 1: “Hey Kyle, what’s the date?”
Kyle: “It’s National Apache Attack Helicopter Day”
Friend 1: “Cool, so the 21st, thanks bro!”

by Zisthin March 8, 2021

Apache Pilot

A rated Army aviator, operating the AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter. Typically less than 64 inches in height, fond of wearing Randolph aviator glasses and driving either a full size pickup truck with semi-stacks and Metal Mullisha stickers, a pony/muscle car, or an annoying motorcycle with loud exhaust. Spontaneous utterances of the word "attack" are often encountered when in the company of an Apache driver. Apache pilots enjoy pointing out how "gay" the pilots of other airframes are, until confronted with the fact that the armored glass between the pilot and co-pilot/gunner was installed to prevent man on man aerial lovemaking. For additional information see the film: "Firebirds", featuring Nicholas Cage wearing panties on his head.

Q. Who are all those short guys playing volleyball and trying to look like the scene out of Top Gun?

A. Those are Apache pilots.

by Fred Belkin December 5, 2011

Apache

The act of titty-fucking a girl from the top down, so the testes hit her mouth and she starts yelling like an apache (imagine the hand-slapping-mouth indian holler, with the testes instead of the hand).

"Damn dude, I could hear him giving her the apache so hard that smoke signals started pouring out from under the door!"

by Billy E. May 3, 2007