And then Jesus came back!

A phrase added by someone who is incredulous to what is being said, either an exaggerated report or a vision. Very much akin to "and then you woke up," as in "you woke up from the dream you were having and realized, 'oh, yeah, that was just a dream.'"

Coordinator: Yah, and I'm going to make sure there are 150 people at the cookies and ice cream party, that way we'll make $500 easy.
Coordinator's helper: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

Seminarian: Sure I helped Jim Wallis write that book "God and Politics."
Professor: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

by bajgrace4u June 16, 2010

And then it rained....

When you are telling a really sad story, and you want to make it even more pathetic!

Bro #1 - Dude, so I woke up too late, lost my job, got dumped by my girlfriend, and then the cops came to my house and took the weed.

Bro #2- Dude, that sucks...

Bro #1- .... And then it rained....

by ReamJob July 21, 2010

and then the Packers won the Superbowl

A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.

-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"

by and by February 25, 2011

And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

by Therapist420 February 21, 2014

and then I found five Euros

Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.

Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!

by Ciao Bella June 16, 2006

and then you woke up

A way of saying you're dreaming

This hella nasty dude said he wanted to go out with me. I said back "And then you woke up."

by adrianna June 22, 2004

And then what happened?

A phrase used after someone has told the punch line of a joke you’ve heard before.

“So then a passenger calls out to her ‘Don’t forget the coffee’”
“And then what happened?”

by PierreV December 1, 2010