Alfred F Jones

The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.

Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE

by Original Name July 17, 2021

Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011

Prince Alfred College

A school in Adelaide filled with gay little boys with little willys. Also known as Poofters Around the Corner, they are best known for taking deodorant up the ass in their little gay bathrooms in between lessons. At PAC you will learn how to be a self obsessed piece of shit and you'll also learn gay tendencies, such as how to suck cock.

"did you see the sex tape getting sent around?"

"Nah what was it?"

"it was the Prince Alfred College boys in a gangbang, playing soggy cracker"

"omg"

by Pac haters April 7, 2022

Alfred

Very high energy kind of fella. This is the type of guy that everybody knows, like a garbage man. He could be attracted to himself. He might be known for yelling random words quite often, almost like he has Tourettes Syndrome. He's probably an old school kind of biker guy that might try to bring the mullet back. He would help most in need. He could be known for his great sense of humor, and might even find himself hilarious.

Alfred while taking a shower by himself *yells "Alfred is a ninja, bitch!"

by Mrs. Bishop October 25, 2017

Alfredo Sauce

A load of cum

When he finished fucking her, he shot a big load of alfredo sauce all over her tits.

by Gators #1 September 11, 2009

Dirty Alfred

Fists your girlfriends mother whilst your girlfriend blows you

Girlfriend sucks your dick and you first her mother dirty Alfred

by Swhorndog December 3, 2018

Alfred

Alfred is a hot person an he is easy to like. He dose not have a girlfriend but he wants one. He is the the most likeabel in the groop an he gets people smiling. He has a good looking face and he is a good kisser

Alfred «hi, do you think i am hot?»

Friend «hell yeah»

by Hell yeah boi October 9, 2018