Ajax

Strong busty man who loves gay sex but claims he isn’t gay. Has a loving girlfriend but still fucks the bros. Try’s to go to the gym but doesn’t have enough weight for a workout.

Person 1: omg who is that guys over there, he’s so hot.
Person 2: yeah that’s Ajax

Person 1: no wonder

by Orcaballer January 2, 2024

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Ajax

An Ajax is someone who's very shy at first, but once they get to know you, they're the light of your life. They always fill the room with lots of laughter, smiles, and overall good vibes. They will love the shit out of you, and you should do the same. A Ajax doesn't just want you at your best, they also want you at your worst. Because if Ajax is dating you, they're prone to marry you at some point. You should never hide anything from an Ajax because they'll find out one way or another. An Ajax will also show you off to their friends because you're like their holy grail and they want you to know that. They'll never leave you alone to wallow in your sadness but instead, they will be there, comforting you in every way possible. They will just hug you and not say a word, they could sit there and cry with you, or they could give you a minor distraction 😉Point is, if you are ever lucky enough to come across an Ajax, cherish them and the relationship you have, even if it is just friends

hey, how are you and Ajax?
we're doing amazing, thanks for asking. I was just on my way to see him because I was reminded of how absolutely amazing he is<3

by Barlowe<3 December 21, 2022

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AFC Ajax

The toast of the Eerste Divisie. Incapable of competing in top-flight Dutch football, conference play, or even MLS 4. An embarrassment to Flemish-speakers everywhere.

My wife left me, I got fired from my job, my car broke down, and my children won't talk to me but at least I'm not AFC Ajax!

by TJAce December 13, 2023

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