When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"
Hooker: "What The FUCK!"
OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"
Hooker: "What The FUCK!"
OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011
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He will always deny to be a hipster, but its on his blood. He wears small glasses, but in his heart he wishes they were as big as his hipster personality.
He will always deny to be a hipster, but its on his blood. He wears small glasses, but in his heart he wishes they were as big as his hipster personality.
-Oh, i've never heard this song..have you?
-No...this must be a Jose Alfredo Chirinos type of song. Its too hipster.
-No...this must be a Jose Alfredo Chirinos type of song. Its too hipster.
by psrg January 23, 2014
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Drop you like alfredo means to just let you go, or drop you off. Kicking somebody out, ignoring someone. Stuff like that. And its just fun to say!
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Get the drop you like alfredo mug.A person of italian decent who acts like a complete faggot. Also used to describe anyone who just acts like an italian faggot.
The G.F.A: "That's a really funny looking calculator you have in class. I think you shouldn't have that out"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you gay faggocinne alfredo"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you gay faggocinne alfredo"
by idonthateitalianssodontkillme April 11, 2010
Get the Gay Faggocinne Alfredo mug.Alfredo is a great man, has a great sense of humor and is a pervert but in a good way. Alfredo would go by Alfie that must people would call him,and know him by, Alfie is a sexy man and should "hook" up with a Nicole because she said so. Alfie is a great guy to be around with and is fun, he is very sarcastic and playful and that just adds on to his great personality.
person 1: whoa! whos the new kid, he looks sexy
person2: hes new, i think his name is Alfredo Garcia,but most ppl are calling him Alfie
person1: wow....id like to tap him
person2: hes new, i think his name is Alfredo Garcia,but most ppl are calling him Alfie
person1: wow....id like to tap him
by smarty_pip14 December 30, 2010
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