A temporary loss of focus followed by confusion when reading a news story containing an overabundance of acronyms.
Today I read a news article following up on the dramatic UFO/UAP topic and had an acronymism connecting the dots. Had to go back and reread what looked like alphabet soup.
by TTCooper August 2, 2023

by C00chiMan69 December 19, 2020

W.A.J. acronym - was originally created to describe asshole people who can't back up their bullshit trolling comments online.
by budfoxly2 August 22, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym
by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

I can't hesitate about
The rest of the definition us up to you
Commonly used as a joke to confuse others
The rest of the definition us up to you
Commonly used as a joke to confuse others
Person 1: Does your mom still have beef with me?
Person 2: icha
Person 1: What?
icha (acronym)- is an acronym that stands for I can't hesitate about. Person 1 was confused because it doesn't make sense and therefore they were confused.
See also: Kentucky Derby, Third Treaty of Ildefonso (1800), Postpartum Depression, Honor, Chuck Nice, Genocide
Person 2: icha
Person 1: What?
icha (acronym)- is an acronym that stands for I can't hesitate about. Person 1 was confused because it doesn't make sense and therefore they were confused.
See also: Kentucky Derby, Third Treaty of Ildefonso (1800), Postpartum Depression, Honor, Chuck Nice, Genocide
by Metr0B00min_MakeitB00m August 9, 2023

The Microsoft peeps told me "he seems to be OOF". But "Out of office" isn't even acronymed that way.
by Veek Tawreous December 18, 2019
