absinthe

Referred to as "the green fairy" due to it's green coloring. Used by many famous authors and artists including Hemingway, Wilde, and Picasso. Causes hallucination and severe drunkenness. Traditionally taken with a cube of sugar and an absinthe spoon but you should drink it any way you can get it down. Very strong.

Wow that shot of absinthe tasted horrible but it's totally worth it! Whooooaaa! :falls down stairs:

by Allie March 28, 2005

absonotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"

by Konkuror March 2, 2010

Absin

to overindulge in absinth and, to subsequently commit crimes

i am grateful for my blackouts, because they obscure the memory of my absins.

by franktionary December 1, 2013

Abscondiscated

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.

He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.

by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016

Abonesian

When your best freind tries reading the word "Abominations" from your Social Studies book but he is autistic and says Abonesians. Also a group of homies which we sleep with and spend our time with.

Nigger 1: Are you an Abonesian?
Nigger 2: Yea bro.
Nigger 1: Lets sleep together

by GetsNoBishes March 9, 2022

Testicular Absenteeism

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012

Absence

1. The state of being away.
2. The time during which one is away.
3. Lack
4. The state of being absent-minded; inattentiveness: absence of mind.

Billy's constant absence is starting to make me worry

by Greggie ^ ^ September 29, 2005