once in a blue moon

To do something on a very rare occasion.

Stephan will come to the office once in a blue moon.

by yurmix February 20, 2018

Ablution

1. Religious ritual, performed, a cleansing of the body.
2. A habit or routine.

Sally performed her morning ablutions which consisted of taking a shower, brushing her hair and teeth.

by Yegge June 18, 2006

a blue man

When you jerk off really hard for forty-five seconds, then walk away without finishing.

I only had a minute before work, so I gave myself a blue man.

by donnie e September 15, 2008

gary ablett

Rhyming clubbers slang for an Ecstasy pill, named after Liverpool FC defender Gary Albett (1983-1992)

(Gary) Ablett rhymes with tablet.

Alright mate, got any Gary’s?

Is Gary Ablett gonna be at the club with you tonight?

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

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The more superior word of all the whomst'd've

Guy1 : whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous stole my apples?

Guy2 : Wh-

by meme_dude_was_taken September 22, 2020

9-Able

A 9-Able man is a man capable of maintaining long-term relationships with 9/10 women in attractiveness. Top-tier women in their peak years (18-22) most often choose to settle down with 30-35 year old average guys who a) own property b) compliment her a lot and make her feel good c) clearly won't ever have any better option than her d) don't challenge her or make her feel bad and e) is much older than her. 9-10 level women are not very looks-oriented with men, and many of them have already "tasted" the most attractive men and want superior qualities so they usually settle for the beta described above. This is frustrating news for the "alpha males get all the pussy" crowd, but should actually be good news for them: there's no reason to fear these niggardly 30-something betas standing in the way of the hotties.

Guy 1: What’s up with that very average 32-year-old guy with the 9/10 smokin’ hot bwoad with the sweater yams bustin’ out of her cardigan?
Guy 2: Don’t sweat it. That beta is totally 9-Able!

Guy 1: Good point! Don’t forget that alpha males make up less than 5% of the male population, so such a cutey will almost always date betas if only due to the alpha scarcity.

by Eric Kazinsky October 19, 2015

Abuela Madrigal

A mean old rat who needs to be sent into the nearest retirement home available.

Abuela Madrigal is a mean rat if I was mirabel I would’ve sent her into a retirement home and blow the candle off!

by Princessdianaisqueen0010 January 5, 2022