NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 07, 2009

ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.

by o0ill0o October 21, 2023

ASAP

As soon as possible

Joe: "Hey Bob, Can you send me that report by the end of the day?"

Bob: "Sure thing, Joe. I'll have it to you ASAP."

Joe: "Great, I need it to present it to the board tomorrow morning."

Bob: "No problem, I'll make sure it's done as soon as possible."

Joe: "Thanks Bob, really appreciate it."

Bob: "Not a problem, happy to help out. You'll have it ASAP"

by dwdwefewf January 20, 2023

ASAP

As scary as possible

Hey guys, let’s make it ASAP it will make the movie better

by [e-mail] August 27, 2022

ASAP

It's meaning is As Soon As Possible.Example:

I'll be there ASAP

by LelutzPăPâine November 07, 2017

ASAP

Means “as soon as possible”

Random: we have to get out of here asap!

by Sky_guy February 21, 2022

ASAP

It stands for “As soon as possible”, meaning that you need to do anything as soon as possible, it’s kinda similar to the word “quick” because it’s basically meaning you need to do something fast.

Crap im missing my baseball game, i need to get there asap

by BigBoyGoombaa July 11, 2022