Chuckle for a Second

(verb phrase)
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/

Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.

Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”

“He said ‘I’m an empath’ right after causing a scene. I chuckled for a second and sipped my drink.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”

by paigesmithusa May 16, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Son of a Bitch Second Class

Nickname given to the Curtiss SB2C Helldiver, an American Carrier-based Dive Bomber of World War II. Earned its nickname form frustrated pilots who found its handling characteristics very undesireable. Despite the fact that the Helldiver was better armed and armored, most U.S Navy dive bomber pilots prefered the Helldiver's predecessor, the Dauntless.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

wait a small second

Means wait a minute like that

Mom:eating rice time!!!!
Me:wait a small second,I'm finding something.

by WOW I LIKE IT February 2, 2021