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A Foolish Loomian Legacy Player

The DUMBEST Loomian Legacy player! Who, does not really do Loomian Legacy content at all (or sometimes!)

Foolish definitely does not simp for Nevermare...
Wait, A Foolish Loomian Legacy Player is a Nevermare simp?

Yeah you idiot.
by Nevermare Simp January 23, 2022
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hanging a food rope

Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.
Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"

Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"
by The Duke of Scat February 3, 2010
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monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 10, 2014
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What A Fool Believes

1. a euphenism that basically means that stupid ignoramuses will believe stupid things, or practically anything for that matter.

2. a 1979 #1 hit for the Doobie Brothers. It's on the album "Minute by Minute" and in the liner note pages there is a large picture of a half-smoked reefer, doobie. This is the DOOBIE Brothers we're talking about here, right? How about them apples?
1. My girlfriend Elaine calls me up on the phone. She talks with me about many things and she tells me that Mindy (my ex from the previous year) has gone back to George for the sixth time (she broke up with me to get back to HIM) and she told Elaine that "this time it's for real and forever". Suddenly I calmy reply with the line "what a fool believeeeessss...". Elaine starts laughing on the other end and soon I do too. Hey, I didn't think about it, I just said it.

2. Timmy just heard from talk radio that Obama is going to censor the airwaves, send goon squads to every house to take away ALL our guns, establish a "socialist" agenda for America that will govern every aspect of our lives, and other wildideas. Timmy eats this bullshit all up, every bit of it.

What a fool believes.

3. On a more tragic note, someone who got pink slipped in Pittsburgh shouted that ridiculous rumor about "Obama will take away all our firearms" before slaying four police officers. Look at what a fool believes and how it can lead to tragedy. Even if the rumor were true (it's been said by some rabble rousers at least TWICE since 1988, what did those cops in Pittsburgh, PA do to deserve getting mowed down like that? ZERO. See what untrue allegations can cause, what ignorant fools believe and how it can lead to bloodshed. Then read some history books and you can see what lies, fearmongering, ignorance, superstition can precipitate. We need to stop the madness yesterday.

4. Pat Robinson, a "Christian" minister known for his 700 Club (among other things) essentially put a price on the head of Hugo Chavez, saying that he was a "menace" and a "danger" and that we must "kill him". Now come ON! Chavez is just a blowhard, he can't maintain affairs at home. He's just making an ass of himself. He's no menace to us. Neither is Saddam Hussein (yes Saddam was a bastard but he was no threat to us, not by a long shot). Look how the sheep respond. What a fool believes.

5. the TV newsman reports that the "experts" now say that there's an "obesity epidemic" rampant in America, especially with children. Take a look around. Look in the ads in the magazines and Sunday papers. There are youth looking like what is now called "heroin chic". Who's kidding whom? It's probably another way to divert the public's attention from the problems and evils happening today. What a fool believes.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 10, 2009
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act a fool

ta be CRAZY!!! a crazy bad ass fool, trippin out lyke a mofo....ah yes, y wudnt yu wan do that?
Some punk just tripped up and made you spill your drink
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
by jea June 28, 2003
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damn you a fool

1.a way of reacting to a friend or unknown person who accuses you of something you did not do or do not want to admit you did.

2. An uneducated or ignorant response to a reaction or statement someone says that you perceive as stupid or ignorant

3. It is neither and admission or a denial it is a response to create a diversion and hopefully spark upon another topic

4. Can also be said damn you a fool cuz/ or damn you a fool for dat
Person 1: why you adding random girls on facebook and chatting them up when you do not know them

Person 2: damn you a fool
by Homie Mike March 18, 2011
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felch a foof

The art of catching semen (or other bodily fluids) out of the air after a women foofs (a.k.a fart). A rare form of felching, usually performed by expert felchers.
Kelly: Man, you just totally packed my ass and deposited a bunch of cum in my rectum.
George: Yea, I sure did. Do you have a foof ready for me?
Kelly: One foof coming up.
George: Ok, I am ready to felch a foof. Thanks babe.
by Jon Sack August 4, 2007
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