Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.
Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"
Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"
Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"
by The Duke of Scat February 3, 2010