Rusty Venture

When you take a girl/guy out for a date and don't let her/him go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back home you proceed to have anal with her/him until she/he poops on you dick. You then blow your load and the poop all over her/his back. This is the rusty part. The venture is where you remove the poop and cum without using your hands.

Man last night I took your woman out for dinner and gave her a Rusty Venture when we got home. Let me tell you the poop didn't taste nearly as good as the steak at dinner. Totally not gay though.

by porphyriac November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.

Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's when a person jerks off so much their penis is covered in sores.

I gave my self a rusty venture last week, next time I am using lube during my marathon sessions

by Brock_samson November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's when you're fucking a guy and then you open up your hand inside his asshole and whatever you come up with you onto his chest.

I was giving him a Rusty Venture and pulled out a some corny shit and then painted his chest hair with it.

by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much that your dick turns red and is painful to touch.

I had some "me" time today. A nice hot shower, spinning at the gym, a warm-rock massage, and then I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Go team venture November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's not that good. It's when you jack off so much in one day that your dick gets red and raw.

I was so lonely and pathetic that I gave myself a Rusty Venture last night.

by kingofterror November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you Jerk off so many times your dick gets red and sore.

Nathan hasn't had a girlfriend in 6 years, and every day he gives himself a Rusty Venture.

by Atticus620 November 25, 2010