nice rug

An unflattering reference to a persons' hair, as if their hair (cut, style, or just the condition of it) looks like a bad Wig or Toupée .

This saying originated in the northeast MN area in the late 80's. Also used between friends for good natured put downs, especially effective when the target is in a group of friends/peers.

"Wow Jim, nice rug!" (eyes glancing up to Jim's' hair and back).

"Nikki, look at the nice rug on that tranny over by the restrooms".

"You have a nicer rug than William Shatner"!

by Hammerxc July 23, 2011

Cut Rug

Passing gas or doing the "dirty work"

Jimmy cut rug in the hallway and it stunk up the classrooms.

by Cutting_rug February 28, 2017

rug rubber

Term used to identify a female as a Lesbian, as the "rug" is slang for female pubic hairs. Thus, rubbing a "rug" on another "rug" represents two lesbians grinding their pelvic areas together.

Hank, don't even bother asking that girl out, she's a Rug Rubber.

by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

Rib Rugs

Tits so empty and floppy that they sit on her ribs like a rug. Most noticible whilst she is sitting, slouching, semi laying down

Nice rib rugs

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

rug tiger

A male who has a ravenous appetite for performing oral sex on females.

Yo homie, my boy E is a Rug Tiger yo, he loves eating those hoes out.

by Joel V November 10, 2007

Rug rod

Similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.

Vinny: Check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. With a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!

by sciflyer.25 February 21, 2013

junk rug

A pubic toupee. Merkin.

I got crabs and had to shave my pubes off , so I bought a junk rug to wear until my hair grew back.

by CMO_42 October 20, 2017