id'ed

To be asked to produce an ID card(as proof of age) on entry to a bar or club.

We tried to get into Fabric but they id'ed us

by Kieran Higgins April 25, 2006

id 10 t

An error, caused by the idiot behind the keyboard. He is usually blaming the tech support that his mouse is not working, regardless that it is not plugged in. He is absolutely sure that he is right and nothing can prove the opposite.

The error is read "ai-dee ten tee".

Customer - C
Tech Support - TS

C: Hey, is this the tech supply?
TS: Yes sir, this is the tech support. How can I help you?
C: My mouse is not moving!!
TS: OK sir, what operating system you are using?
C: Pentium!!!
TS (whispers to someone): Not again... we have "id 10 t" error...
TS: Sir, is your mouse plugged into the computer?
C: Fuck you, do you think I am an idiot? ... Let me check ...

(5 minutes later)

C: Thank you guys, you are experts!

(Hang up)

by Hristo Yankov April 14, 2006

id 10 tango

An acronym for idiot. Often used by military personnel to describe someone who cannot get the job done due to a lack of intelligence.

John is a real ID 10 tango. He couldn't even change the tire on that truck.

by Wille P. January 29, 2014

id hit that

when a man says that he would: hit*,spank*,bang*, or get with a girl; after being asked by another man if he would.

*refers to ass

"Hey look at Trisha, would you hit that?" "Ya id hit that!"

by LGHSFOOTBALL December 3, 2007

ID Card

Method of social control. The governemtn creates a database of all your biometric information, and denies you access to essential services if you cannot present it on demand.

You'll have to pay for it, and if you lose it, you'll be fined.

You: I've been in a car accident, I've lost a lot blood, please help me!

Them: Where's your ID card son?

You: It was burned in the crash, like half my body.

Them: Fuck you mate, welcome to 21st Britain.

by George 0rwell June 9, 2005

id-iology

Idiology is that perfect balance between idiocy and ideology for which people will blindly vote for. They will vote for people who are even mass murderers (as an example) and defend their vote, simply because they are running under a particular party that the voter is registered for.

John: I can't believe that Charles Manson and Ted Bundy have just been elected President and Vice President of the United States of America.
Jane: I am shocked myself. Isn't Ted Bundy dead?
John: Is he? All I know is that my neighbor voted for them. He expresses his id-iology so well.
Jane: Agreed! He should be so proud of his idiological behavior!!!

by Oscart Mattball October 14, 2016

Id like to fuck

The variation of the phrase " I'd like to fuck.

Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*

…and the list goes on

Dude 1: damn. Look at all those people Id like to fuck

Dude 2: yea. Everyone but the grand milf.

by Hempn March 4, 2010