Zonkey

When a zombie virus infects a monkey it dies and becomes a Zonkey! Then this living-dead zonkey infects the rest of the monkey population, resulting in the apocolyptic end to the world as we know it. The only way to kill a zonkey is to shoot it in the head, decapitate it with a big rusty shovel, or run it over with a big tank or something.

P1: Holy SHIT! There's Zonkies all over the fucking place out there!!!
P2: A zebra monkey hybrid?
P1: No you idiot, that's impossible-it's a zombie monkey!
P2: Oh shit, that God Damn Zonkey just bit me in the crotch!

by xonkey101 December 26, 2008

zonkey

Like the term "donkey", it refers to a bad poker player. The zonkey, however, makes especially flashy poker moves or uses language to indicate they "know" the game when it is just a matter of time until they "zonk" away all their money with their poor play.

The term is based on the animal called a "zonkey", which is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.

That zonkey was just saying how bad everyone was playing, then pushed all in when he was drawing dead. What a zonk!

by dimossi October 23, 2009

Zonking

Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.

1.I don't want to go on the zonking school trip!

2.What the zonk?

3.I am zonked out!

(tired)

by #urbandefiner April 14, 2013

Zonked out

When you or someone is asleep and will not wake up.

"You where zonked out yesterday." Said Nicole.

"Yeah. It was a good nap." Said Linda.

by BabyMasterJR January 27, 2019

Zonk

A gag prize or worthless item (Origin from "Let's Make a Deal")

The contestant gave away $1500 for the curtain. She ended up getting zonked.

by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003

zonkers

1. Big breasts on a female.
2. To be suddenly amused about somthing.

1. Lakisha has some pretty nice zonkers, I wonder if shes wearing a push-up.
2. Holy Zonkers! did u see Robbie trippin balls at that party?

by Laxplayer99 July 10, 2005

Zonkers

brest, tits, cleavege

I've got Zonkers, look at my Zonkers.

by Ramra September 28, 2007