family zoned

Just like friend zoned but not seen as friends but seen as a member of your family

"ooo did that hot girl come round last night?"

"yeah but all we did was watch a movie and she called me her 'bro', I'm so family zoned"

by criticalmuffins May 29, 2015

Ben-zoned

The act of portraying yourself as being so superior to an intellectual opponent that they are too scared to face you.

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez was ben-zoned when she refused to debate Ben Shapiro.

by Bigsadlad March 26, 2019

Personality Zoned

This is when a person of either gender rejects you because you have the same personality as them.

Personality zoned. Example;
"I'm sorry, but we could never be.
You have the exact same personality as me."

by .osqueaker December 5, 2021

kinda friend zoned

Not ready for a commited relationship so puts you there for when ready

Man: what am I to you?
Woman: your kinda friend zoned.

by Anomous June 27, 2016

Brother-in-Christ zoned

The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.

"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.

"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"

(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!

by TreestanD W March 3, 2014

fuck zoned

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship with you.

She hasn't called me back. She promised she would. Do you think she will call me?

No, you have been fuck zoned

by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012

zoned

In a non-ordinary state of consciousness, especially one in which one is removed from physical reality; in a trance; out of it; out to lunch; dreaming while awake. Probably derived from 'The Twilight Zone', a TV program dealing with fantasy, science fiction, the occult, etc. Also 'zoned out', 'zoning'.

The driver of the truck that hit me seemed to be completely zoned -- the cops took him away, and left me sitting on the curb.

-- I'm by myself, but I'm not alone / I spend a lot of time in the Twilight Zone. -- (James Taylor)

by anarcissie January 20, 2011