Zoinked off the Clopper 

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

Zoinked off the Clopper by scout52 August 25, 2023

zoinked 

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out so ahrd right now
dont mess with me while imserioulsy zoinking

you just ruined my zoink

zoinked by givok April 3, 2024

zoinked 

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn

zoinked by givok April 3, 2024

zoinked out

Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up

Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.

zoinked out by saladkids May 25, 2024

Zoinked

To be at such a happy state after the roots of nature have been visited one comes to a state of inner peace and calmness

"Yoh i am so totally zoinked after the chilled session"

Zoinked by Muller die Buller April 9, 2026

me zoinkey ez en ze Garden 

My dick is in the Vagina

me Zoinkey ez en ze garden

me zoinkey ez en ze Garden by Farthead210 May 22, 2023