stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019

Zest

feeling or arousing sexual excitement.

My friend was really zest from talking to all of the women flirtatiously at the party yesterday.

by Iverson Dior December 8, 2020

zest pest

Noun
1: Little gay thing
2: If a homosexual rat was a human being

P1: why he standing like that bro
P2: he’s def a zest pest

by notazestpest July 8, 2023

Zest Detector

A person’s acute ability to tell if someone is gay. Similar to Gaydar.

My Zest Detector went off when I saw his flamboyant outfit.

by Doug Cheetham March 18, 2025

funky zest

marijuana.

from Vanilla Ice song/video "Roll 'Em Up".........
"bring the skunk and I'll hit the funky zest..."

by deanofranksammy August 25, 2011

new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.

"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.

by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015