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wish you were gay 

the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.
me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart

What're you fuckin gay? 

Popular quote by Idubbbz from a kickstarter crap episode.
Sam, can I suck you dry?

No.

Why?

What're you fuckin gay? Faggot kill yourself.

You Suck Gay

When losing during a friendly game of pool, or simply billiards, the appropriate phrase to say to your opponent is "You Suck Gay". The word is also appropriate to use when losing at any type of event or activity, but particularly in billiards.
Lonnie: Robin, I'm beating you so bad!
Robin: Lonnie, YOU SUCK GAY!
You Suck Gay by Hefron February 11, 2008

I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with
I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad! 

A funny thing you say to make fun of somebody
Ryan to Sebastien: "You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!"

You face gay 

Possibly the worst insult you can say to person.
God: ur mom gay
Jesus: no u
God: you face gay
Big Bang*
You face gay by DeepFrozeOof May 10, 2018