yonkers

where all the hard niggas are from

and all the hard niggas the come from yonkers

by yonkaz914 January 19, 2011

Yoner

Noun: When one (normally a male) begins to yawn by putting his arms out, only to have a near by friend point out that he has a massive erection.

Drew: *yawn*
Andrew: Wow drew you should really put your arms down you have a massive yoner.
Jake: I like it! :P

by Andrew, Quickdraw, Drew October 19, 2009

Yonkers

An exclamation used to express either how stoked you are about something, or used if something really bad has happened, usually physically. Commonly used by white boys who think they are gangstas, the word's origins are mostly unknown. All we know is that it was uttered by one of the wise men when Jesus was born.

It is also a song by Tyler, The Creator, and a city in New York

Example #1:
Man 1: Wow! I just won the lottery!
Man 2: Yonkers, dude! That's pretty sweet.
That fuckwad Jerry: Oh, good for you, hope it can get you out of your shit house
Man 1: Fuck off Jerry, I've been sleeping with your wife.

Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, I think I broke my leg. Can you see if the bone splinter is out?
Man 2: *Looks at leg* Yonkers, man! Your leg is fucked!

by AverageUser January 3, 2022

Yoner

Sasquatch-sized (otherwise known as Yeti) erection. One larger than expected. Not to be confused with a boner. It is a Yoner!

I was hiking in Teton Valley and saw a beast with a stiff yoner in his pants

by Shacker September 11, 2018

Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019

Yonder

"Yonder" is a word used primarily in the mountain areas of regions in the Southern parts in the United States of America it can be traced back to other countries such as Ireland and Sweden perhaps surrounding areas of higher elevations to lower plains but mostly used in small villages or towns.

Horse keeper yells to neighbor did you see my horse down yonder? Neighbor says no I reckon its over yonder! Another example Woman says to friend did you see my husband up yonder at the grocery store? Friend says no I seen him down yonder fishing with my husband! Wife says let's go up yonder and tell them they better catch some fish or they ain't gonna get no supper!

by Dr.Lol101 May 29, 2019

Yonner

People who live in Ashton and have an accent thicker than Kim k

He’s a proper yonner

by Cheza December 7, 2019