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i want you here and now

Means I want to have sex with you right here and right now, no time to do anything else.
Girl: I want you here and now.
Guy: This exact moment?! OK
by JerLoser April 29, 2006
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Are you serious right now?!

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"

Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"
by mello yello October 1, 2009
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How you sound right now

Slang term for "Are you crazy" and/or "Are you serious?"
Something to say when someone says something you think is ridiculous.
Robb: I'm not stupid..
Kenneth: Yo how you sound right now?
by HaiSbravo February 26, 2010
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How You Like Me Now

How You Like Me Now.

This is fast becoming a ‘well known’ phrase used by impressionable young men throughout England, particularly Leicester.

It is used to show you have gone one better than a friend / or when you have done something that requires recognition from you peers
(jim) "Hey Andre.. I just nailed your missus!"
(andre)"You what!!!"
(jim) "and she said i was better than you..HOW YOU LIKE NOW!"

or in its second form

(andre) "everyone.. I'm finishing early on friday to go down the boozer.... HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!
by Jim Wells July 30, 2006
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you can go now, if you want

A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.
"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."

"Wow... Such a dick."
by thefamilyk October 4, 2009
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Skidaddle skidoodle you dick is now a noodle

A short lived meme where a stationary cartoon elf would say "skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle!" Then shortly after an intensely bass boosted and distorted version of a song would play. Their are also other variations of this such as "Falee! Galee! Your dick is now a tree!" Along with many more.
by rymaxam April 21, 2018
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