Yolar

Derived from yolo, (you only live once), this word functions like a spanish verb meaning "to live once." Conjugated as a regular -ar verb.

"Jess, if we go to the party, we'll never make it home in time!"
"Si, pero... yolamos!" (Yolamos: conjugated form of yolar.)

by Brojo and Brochoa August 10, 2012

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

Yoga Pants

sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed

BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*

BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*

by daddydaddyshowmesomelove October 24, 2018

yogatude

holier-than-thou attitude seen in serious yoga students who are more flexible and vaguely spiritual than everyone else. Includes a disdain for meat, leather, and inexpensive sweat pants or yoga mats.

That guy with the dreds and lotus tattoo was giving me major yogatude after seeing my downward dog.

by Havveleh August 19, 2007

yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.

Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.

by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011

Yoga-donk

The cross between a yoga-butt and a donk. A rare type of ass mostly found on ethnic girls who are in very good shape. Asses that are slightly smaller than a donk but still larger than a yoga butt are sometimes called a junior yoga-donk.

Examples: Beyonce (young), Kim Kardashian, Eva Mendez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Jennifer Lopez (young) have yoga-donks.

by UrbanGodKing November 14, 2011

Ocean Yogurt

Semen after being ejaculated into unkempt vagina. This only applies if the vagina has reached the stage when it smells of rotting fish, hence the word "ocean".

"Ew, did you catch a whiff of Stacy when she walked by?"
"Yeah dude, she's probably full of Ocean Yogurt right now."

by Skaldic February 12, 2018