heckin angry woofer

When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer

Thats a heckin angry woofer

by A smol boi October 11, 2017

wowzers

Exclamation of Surprise.

Look at 238345 and a hald foot long hot dog! Wowzers!

by Richard [Zeratual] November 30, 2002

Wowzers

1. Expression of wonderment.
2. Expresssion of bewilderment.
3. Expression of pleasure.
(origin, East Richardson)

1. Wowzers man, Dane is unbelievable.
2. Wowzers man, is that a guy or a girl?
3. Wowzers, that was the shit.

Often used in conjuction two hands held in front and a slight tilt of the head.

by Dane Button March 12, 2003

Woofer sniffer

When someone sniffes a dogs woofer (mouth)

Clint likes to be a woofer sniffer

by Eat my beater skeater June 11, 2018

Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

by delta412 May 10, 2011

wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on

Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers

by Rickterscale June 10, 2010

Wooderson

A term devoloped through the manliness of David Wooderson (Dazed and Confused 1993). Upon completion of a manly momment or statement, bowing and taking a knee with one hand above head in a triumphant fashion, and saying "wooderson".

Joe: "Bro, I brought that heffer chic home lastnight and tossed it in her, after getting booted from the bar"

Jim: "man she was big, but at least you got laid"

Joe: "wooderson" (progression into stance)

by BrentBPortC November 8, 2011