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woodchipped

The description of a state of mind that is beyond high. More extreme variation on the term "chopped".
That 6-gram blunt got me woodchipped for hours
by hallucinog3n September 29, 2009
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris
by Djs October 25, 2012
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a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.

should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood

the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood
a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar

a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
by tom-curly July 5, 2011
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.
by TOMIS13LACk January 24, 2015
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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"
by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
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Woodchurch

A grassy little village situated in between Prenton and Arrowe Park, that is populated by Chavs, Vermin, Dolites, and the general ilk that is coming to identify Britain of the 21st Century. The estate was built after it was bombed during World War 2, it is currently required a second bombing to wipe out the lowest common denominator, who take luxury in destroying other people's property and set fire to wheelie bins, just to prove who the Alpha Male* is. The parents are unaware, or totally oblivious of what little John Alex, or Tania Ann is doing. It is a mere bus ride away from Birkenhead.

* Alpha Male in the Chav circle can also be identified by his underlying insecurities, tiny wrists, inverted penis, and hairy tongue. He is the first to get hit, and knocked out, if he ever encounters and violence. Usually by his father.
That Woodchurch. It's a FUCKING SHITHOLE.
by smiek July 1, 2007
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russian woodchipper

When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise
Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.
by PMDelicious July 23, 2009
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