wondering zombie

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie

i gave the bitch a wondering zombie

by loaf56231 October 2, 2006

Stevie Wondering

To move one's head in order to gaze inquisitively at something while wearing sunglasses.

What are you Stevie Wondering about?

by ichigosweet October 8, 2010

wandering mess

a chick wandering around a theme park, totally drugged up and looking like an absolute mess.

that chick's an absolute wandering mess.

by shark devine January 17, 2005

wonering

to be in the process of waking up

She called me when I was wonering, what the hell?

by Casaneil April 17, 2008

Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

Wandering Willie

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.

We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!

by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015

wiki-wandering

after looking up the info you need on Wikipedia, you click on random, interesting-looking links, reading new stuff, until you find yourself reading about something totally unrelated to your original subject.

i looked up "mickey mantle" on Wikipedia. when i was done, i clicked on "new york yankee players," then "world series champions," then on "brooklyn dodgers," then on "leo durocher," then on "laraine day" then on " famous mormons," then on "donny osmond," then on "tv stars of the 70's," then on "david soul", then on "starsky and hutch," then on "tv cars," then on "ford torino," then on "torino talledega," then on "richard petty," then on "stock car champions," then on "alan kulwicki," then on "famous persons from wisconsin," then on "jeffery dahmer," then on "serial killers," then on "howard unruh," then on "camden, new jersey," then on "campbell soup," and then i realized i had just wasted the last three hours wiki-wandering!

by earpuller September 12, 2009