wal-mart wolverine

A fan of the Michigan Wolverines who has absolutely no affiliation to the university. They, usually lacking a college education, tend to have low-end jobs and therefore buy their Michigan apparel from Wal-Mart. Using said goods, they inflate their own egos with the historical successes of the Michigan football team, mistakenly believing themselves to be better than any fans of Michigan's arch-rivals, Ohio State or Michigan State. Being that most of these fans have a college education, and have a much better job and life than the Michigan fan, they are in fact far more superior than this fan. When the Wolverines do poorly, this person's ego is destroyed to the point where their existence becomes so pitiful that they will never, ever get laid.

Steve is such a Wal-Mart Wolverine, he thinks he's better than my son, a MSU graduate.

by SpartanJB May 9, 2009

wolverine

the act of fisting a girl, then opening your hand into a wolverine claw like action. It's very difficult to master but can be very pleasurable and arousing for both involved.

"Dude, I used the wolverine on Linda the other day. She was just screaming for more."

by baerclaw April 7, 2008

wolverining

The act of shave your pubes off, putting them in a jar and ejaculating onto a womans face, then pouring your man fur on her, giving the appearence of a wolverine.

Tom says: Last night i jizzed so much she looked like a werewolf it stuck!! I a pro at wolverining 3 weeks of pubes.

Tommy: YUmmmm, id hit that.

by Treysuyb April 30, 2009

wolverine tip

When you are such a hairy gorrilla that there is pubic hair growing from the tip of your wang.

Damn! dat niggas got a fuckin' wolverine tip!

by Tibz November 19, 2005

Wolverine

Whilst doing it Doggie and on the verge of climax, the male reaches under the female and tears out a handful of the female's pubic hair and in one rapid motion, spins her around and bricks on her face. Quickly and finally, he dusts her battered face with her pubes, rendering her with a hairy face and a very pissed off disposition, just like marvel comic character Wolverine. Note: Be ready for the fight of your life, she will probably go berzerk on you.

I wolverined that bitch right before she kicked me so hard she broke my nut.

by ehehehhhh May 21, 2011

wolverine

I think that Logan/Wolverine is sexy hot.

Wolverine is sexy hot.

by Jean Grey January 20, 2004

wolverine

an ugly cougar

Mike said to Timmy, "Dude, i would never get with your wolverine mother"

"There aren't any cougars here, just a bunch of wolverines"

"I need a wingman. you take the wolverine"

by 4 Points October 29, 2009