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Revenge Watching

When two individuals, or in some cases a group, agree to watch a show together and then one person decides to binge watch or watch ahead without the other parties consent. This leads to massive amounts of distrust where the party that was wronged will watch ahead with no remorse for leaving the other behind, often times detailing spoilers purely out of spite.
"You remember how Steph and I were going to watch Season 7 together?"
"Yeah of course, you two have been talking about wanting to catch up to the rest of us for a while."
"Exactly, well apparently it's my fault she fell asleep during episode 6 and I kept watching. So while I knocked out errands this past Saturday she must have been Revenge Watching the rest of the season because she is done and keeps telling me spoilers and sending me texts about who died!"
by Mr. Bingbong October 10, 2017
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Pussy watching

When someone is overly concerned with somebody else's sex life/body count.
him: bet yo body count mad high
her: it's none of yo damn business, stop pussy watching me
by shlumpdajunkie May 17, 2020
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i'm watching you always watching

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad
I'm watching you always watching is weird
by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020
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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018
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watching the moose

I wasn't paying attention. (Used as a non-sensical answer to a sensible question.)
Q: What's the weather like?
A: Dunno, I was watching the moose...
by Bruce Allan March 10, 2008
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Witchling

Mom and pop said it wasn't safe to leave the witchlings with the humans because they were bound to cause havoc.
by sillapooh May 25, 2012
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Watching Netflix

A metaphor for having sex with your girlfriend.
Dave: "Are you and Sarah watching Netflix tonight?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, we will be watching Netflix all night."
by AnIdealOfHope May 28, 2013
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