whining

Any and everything that even remotely resembles a complaint in the eyes of those who simply can't and/or shan't be bothered.

Child: I gave it a lot of thought this morning and I was wondering if I could have a cookie for breakfast, even if just this once.

Mom: STOP FUCKING WHINING, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

by TS Emmaraye May 28, 2015

winking skeever

A derogatory term for the anus of any living creature or similar depiction thereof.

Trey's winking skeever has seen many a hard man.

by Tofutakahashi November 23, 2011

the winking eye

VAGINA!!!!

"the winking eye is her vagina!" Augie Farks

by Augie Farkss March 25, 2009

Whisking

The act of having sex in the kitchen

"Our whisking was interrupted by the chef."

"Guess who got whisked last night?"

by KALK February 18, 2009

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

ur-whining

- To complain unfairly about bad beats in poker. For example, "I had a pair of deuces and he matched his ace on the river. How could he call with 4 to 1 pot odds?!". Although this phenomenon is most prominently associated with Phil Hellmuth, it is believed to be named after World Poker Tour player Phil Irwin.
- Also, repetitive complaints about insubstantial issues

Friday night's game was great. But I got tired of all of the ur-whining.

by Adam Bl June 11, 2006

winking star saloon

literally, an asshole. rectum. anus.

i told him i wasnt into hangin out at the winking star saloon

by jokuhl September 29, 2008