wafty

Used when something is wonky or if someone does something crap

That shot was wafty
The table is wafty

by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005

wafting

The olfactory phenomenon that occurs when a woman who neglects her personal hygiene chooses to use "natural" sea sponge tampons or nothing whatsoever to staunch her mentstrual flow.

Everyone noticed the smell of Jodi's rank menstrual ooze wafting throughout the room during the staff meeting.

by SmellPatrol July 21, 2010

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

by Chris June 18, 2006

wafting session

a interval of time where one wafts

the car drove by and i had a wafting session

by hank jim August 8, 2010

woofta

An abbreviation for the 1970's British insult 'wooly woofta', meaning homosexual. It is cockney rhyming slang, so wooly woofta = poofta = homosexual.

That geezer is a right woofta.

by Kerpal Dog December 18, 2005

Woasty

quail, toasties, roasties, quail hunting, to quail hunt, to dang, to ding, ding, dang, spark, lizzum, buddah, trees, green, bud, random noise, word for fun, woasty toasty, erroast, the ill, the act of smoking marijuana, to smoke, illicit drugs, any drugs typically marijuana

"Let me get an erroast?!" "WOASTIES!!!" "Would you care to woast with me?" "I like woastys." "I want to get all toasty woasty."

by Britt Shorter June 23, 2006

Wafties

The act of 'wafting'. That is the wafting of a silent fart to increase the effectiveness of its aroma to unaware bystanders.

'Hey! That stinks! Did you just wafties me?'

by erockmoss February 4, 2010