Women
That women is such a nigger bitch
Women
Women are the source of life
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women
noun. plural form of the word woman.
a very rare specimen to find. understands their place, reason for existence, and job in the universe. the mature form of girls. loving, caring, and nurturing female humans.
a very rare specimen to find. understands their place, reason for existence, and job in the universe. the mature form of girls. loving, caring, and nurturing female humans.
women
Gender opposite of MALE. Are prone to slight anorexia, attraction to interacting with other "WOMEN", obtaining useless goods, (Also reffered to as shopping ) sharing intense hate and gossip with other women ( backstabbing ) and trying to prove they are superior to men.
Habitats include mud pile, ghetto, slum, city, and near the telephone. Women can remember a negative event with another woman and will preform certain rituals when they sense that woman. Extremely attracted to currency and men with a large currency deposits. Many are much less prone to sexual urges than man but will do anything to please them. Most women are hypocritical and will try to pick out any inperfection of anyone, and constantly blindly accuse their husbands of cheating. Those that do so are 75 percent more likely to maintain 2 active sexual relationships at once.
Most women claim men are inferior as stated earlier and usually their only backup is that "They have the Kids" and that "They put up with the stress". These accusations will continue to occur even if the Man does the backbreaking work and watches the kids just as much as the women does. In reality, the female brain simply "amplifies" the effect of normal stress as a result as a womens increased sensitivity.
And, ladies we WOULD have the kids if we COULD so you would all stop bitching about it. Anything for you, honey. Isn't that how it ALWAYS is?
Habitats include mud pile, ghetto, slum, city, and near the telephone. Women can remember a negative event with another woman and will preform certain rituals when they sense that woman. Extremely attracted to currency and men with a large currency deposits. Many are much less prone to sexual urges than man but will do anything to please them. Most women are hypocritical and will try to pick out any inperfection of anyone, and constantly blindly accuse their husbands of cheating. Those that do so are 75 percent more likely to maintain 2 active sexual relationships at once.
Most women claim men are inferior as stated earlier and usually their only backup is that "They have the Kids" and that "They put up with the stress". These accusations will continue to occur even if the Man does the backbreaking work and watches the kids just as much as the women does. In reality, the female brain simply "amplifies" the effect of normal stress as a result as a womens increased sensitivity.
And, ladies we WOULD have the kids if we COULD so you would all stop bitching about it. Anything for you, honey. Isn't that how it ALWAYS is?
women by Tyler Edge April 9, 2006
Women
Girl= money+time.
Time is consuming .
Money is the source of all evil.
Thus mean that...
EVIL+TIME CONSUMPTION= A Woman
Time is consuming .
Money is the source of all evil.
Thus mean that...
EVIL+TIME CONSUMPTION= A Woman
GUY 1 : I HATE EM'!
GUY 2 : YEP-_-! I have no money cause of Women
GUY 3 : SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN LAID IN A WHILE.
GUY 2 : YEP-_-! I have no money cause of Women
GUY 3 : SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN LAID IN A WHILE.
Women by ICanBuildASpaceship November 4, 2015
women
The half of the human race which has the dead weight and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).
Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend that evolution, religion, and culture are inane, and believe the source of all their gender issues are males. They try to ignore that the reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because of their gender, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, useless muscles, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.
Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend that evolution, religion, and culture are inane, and believe the source of all their gender issues are males. They try to ignore that the reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because of their gender, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, useless muscles, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.
Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
1. Women are dreamers and fantasizers, while men are doers and philosophers.
2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."
3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use voodoo magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: She actually thinks that I'll go bald.
4. A little girl is offended by my definition because it is different from what she wants to believe, and therefore gives it a thumbs down. And she is so offended by it, she expresses her righeous fury by bravely giving it a thumbs-down every day. How can they say females are cowardly?
2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."
3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use voodoo magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: She actually thinks that I'll go bald.
4. A little girl is offended by my definition because it is different from what she wants to believe, and therefore gives it a thumbs down. And she is so offended by it, she expresses her righeous fury by bravely giving it a thumbs-down every day. How can they say females are cowardly?