Wireless pizza

Pizza without any wires attached, so you can have it on the go. See also Boneless Pizza.

Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.

Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.

by human-potato_hybrid March 17, 2020

Wireless Sperm

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant

Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo

by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021

Widley

Widley is the northernmost suburb of Portsmouth England, located about 7 miles from the city centre, It is found to the north of Cosham, it is a Lower Middle Class and Far Less deprived than the rest of Portsmouth, it’s also where Portsmouth Ends and Waterlooville Starts.

"Roy Heather is from Widley"

by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021

Wordlebrag

The act of posting one’s Wordle result on a social media platform as a means to express one’s singular intelligence and/or wordplay prowess.

Me: Wow, was that ever the biggest Wordlebrag!
Friend: Well, she did solve it in only two attempts!

by Wordlebragger9 February 22, 2022

Woke Wireless

Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.

Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.

by jondich January 13, 2023

erica wardle

if you are erica wardle you are a verry nice and funny person who laughs at everything half the time i think your high you are also very short

did i mention you are short

me: to be honest erica i don’t think the soldiers will be verry pleased with that

erica wardle : HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH

by cummy chris January 15, 2023

I'll call the wireless company

When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.

Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."

by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017