Intentionally single

Someone who has no desire to be in a relationship. Often a sign of issues in previous relationships, depression, anxiety or simply a fear of being mistreated in a relationship.

Person 1: Yo why hasn't dave had a gf for 3 years?
Person 2: I hear he's intentionally single.

by ... --- ... September 23, 2020

cruel intentions 3

the third part of the cruel intentions movie. i guess it's crappy, but i haven't watchedit yet!

(guy 1) have you seen cruel intentions 3?
(guy 2) nope. i guess it's crappy though cuz the second part was darn crap!

by littlesweety July 20, 2009

Lost Intention

When you have an urge to do a good deed but can’t proceed From apprehension

Couldn’t tell this guys he stinks I think from lost intention

by MikeEasy July 22, 2018

Wintertined

To disappear at the last second right as someone is gonna give you something for free, leaving you without any free goodies and having to watch everyone enjoy their goodies for free

I was buying every one something to drink and Kevin got wintertined, again! Leaving him without anything to drink while all of our thirst were quenched.

by vv11boi July 28, 2011

intentional food poisoning

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.

Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.

by honneamise December 2, 2018

wintentional

You take a risk on something with full confidence that you will succeed and nail it! This usually applies to some type of competition or posturing.

"Did he just strike out our best player with a blindfold on?!"
"He just got lucky."
"No way, man. That was definitely' Wintentional' for sure."

by Funinstaller April 17, 2015

intentional emoization

The process of intentionally changing oneself's personality to that of a whiney bastard, often in order to get laid. See also emoization.

Girl, that's a case of intentional emoization there. He's prolly still a virgin, and a pervert at that.

by Twiggi March 9, 2005