I will send you to Jesus

what an Asian says while holding a sandal threatening you to death.

"I will send you to Jesus" said Dumbledore calmly.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

If you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you

This sentence belongs to Mr.Beast. He has a YouTube channel and he is pewdiepies biggest supporter and has been noticed by pewdiepie countless times. He spends a lot of his money donating to pewdiepie.

"if you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you" Chris

by Addywaddy81 July 6, 2019

You will die

A stupid ass threat Ganon uses in the Zelda CD-i game to convince Link to join his side or else he will die.

Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! Or else, you will die!

by That one guy who eats dinner June 9, 2013

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009

16 will get you 20

A girl that is too young, not neccasarily 16, but will get u about 20 years in jail if u mess around with her.

by unknown July 19, 2003

You will never get this!

A phrase from the movie, Borat, coined by Borat himself in reference to his brother Bilo and sister Natalya.

"My sister, she show her vazhin, to, my brother Bilo, and she say, "You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!" She all behind her cage, she crazy crazy, everybody laugh, you will never get this. But then one day, he break a cage, and he get this! And we all laugh. High five!

by warriorlax1220 January 12, 2009

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

by David October 31, 2003