Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeasts

Attempt by "calorically challenged" women to describe themselves in a flattering manner as if we don't know that it really means superchunky. :D

That morbidly obese Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeast thinks she's "beautiful" when she's in fact an ugly cow.

by dinahmight April 15, 2005

wildebeest

normally split, to wild-beast,
ya take it out of her vag. for like 2 seconds and try to put it in the brown, therefor thats where you get teh wildebeest.

wah, last night, i tried the wildebeest, and they were right she turned into a wild beast

by Johnny Shave June 28, 2006

wilabeast

Something akin to Selma Hayek in her Frida period

"I'm going for an eyebrow wax, because I can't go see that man at Downtown looking like a Wilabeast."

by Willy's friend May 5, 2008

Wildebeast Bath

The tub after your first shave of the Spring season.

My son says that the bathtub looks like a Wilde Beast took a bath after I shave for the first time after Winter.

"It's Spring, time for my Wildebeast bath" hahahhhaaa

by Justycekaye45 July 23, 2021

ham hog eating wilda beast

Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.

Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !

Run Dave run !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022

Wildebeest

A giant BBC, with long, straight, flowing pubic hair that'll tickle you. It resembles the hulking prairie animal with its majesty and size.

Your friend: "Girl you seen D'Andre's dick pics?"
You: "Not yet. Anything special?"
Your friend: "The nigga got a wildebeest but I don't know if I like it or not"

by AllieA69 December 11, 2016

wilkobeast

A delightful smelling human - Wilkinson by origin - who when intoxicated or sober, turns into their best version of self and ends up in coloured attire which deafens the eyes of all those who look upon it , whilst influencing others to partake in interpretive dance Tuesdays

Did you see Derek last night, he went full Wilkobeast.

by ZephiraRose June 15, 2017