Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeasts

Attempt by "calorically challenged" women to describe themselves in a flattering manner as if we don't know that it really means superchunky. :D

That morbidly obese Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeast thinks she's "beautiful" when she's in fact an ugly cow.

by dinahmight April 15, 2005

FUPA

An acronym for "Fat Upper Pelvic Area".
Something fat mingers have.

Middle-aged men (often repressed married Christian types) sometimes get a sick fetish for fat people too.
See 'Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeasts'.

It's not "big", it's a fucking fat hippo with a huge FUPA.

by dinahmight April 15, 2005